The Broomstick Conspiracy

Word on the street is that the latest chapter in the Harry Potter “fantasy series” will be coming to a theatre near you this actual Friday.

Personally and to the chagrin of some of my nerdy, Dungeons and Dragon loving, medieval, cosplay sorcerer friends I have neither read nor seen a Harry Potter book or movie. Therefore you can be assured that I have checked and re-checked my facts before posting what I feel may turn the entire Hogwart’s community on their Potter Heads.

Recently while walking along Seymour Street in downtown Vancouver I came across this broomstick, possibly a Firebolt model but an expert would need to confirm. Looking up I recognized that this particular broomstick was parked directly in front of the BCIT (British Columbia Institute of Technology) downtown campus.

At first I didn’t take much notice. But on closer inspection realized that this was no ordinary broomstick people.

Brace yourselves. The fact is, it appears to belong to one Salazar Slytherin!!.

Harry Potter Wiki, the trusted and in my opinion only source for all things Potter states that Salazar Slytherin was one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and that though it isn’t known when, he is actually deceased!

Is Salazar Slytherin dead or is he alive and well living in Vancouver and studying or even running BCIT? Is it possible that you have all had a very complex spell cast on you, perhaps even the dreaded “Confundus”?

This is breaking news and will undoubtedly dominate media outlets worldwide. My apologies to William and Kate.

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One Response to “The Broomstick Conspiracy”

  1. James Says:

    Too bad it was locked up or you could have taken it for a spin. Very cool…

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